What movies have not aged well?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-J W Pepper

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

Dr No

Why do some young mothers trick a guy into believing that they're pregnant and it's their child when years later they find out that it's not even theirs should he still pay child support or not?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Moonraker

How can I watch porn on TikTok?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Diamonds Are Forever

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

Octopussy

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

How did my ex move on very fast?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

The Man with the Golden Gun

How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

A View to a Kill

Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?

You Only Live Twice

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

What are your thoughts about Hulk Hogan at the Republican National Convention in support of Trump and ripping his shirt off? Did he exaggerate?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

What qualities do single women typically look for in a man? Is it a common preference for women to want a man who earns more than they do?