What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 16.06.2025 09:50

-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
What questions are asked in a JP Morgan Hirevue interview?
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
Dr No
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
Moonraker
How can I watch porn on TikTok?
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Diamonds Are Forever
Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?
Octopussy
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
How did my ex move on very fast?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
The Man with the Golden Gun
How can I be okay with being ugly? What is the bright side?
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Can you write a poem or short story based on the first image that shows up on Pinterest?
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Ah so!”
Live and Let Die
Why am I so wanting to suck a penis?
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
You Only Live Twice
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Can you show your wet and dripping pussy?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.